I guess I didn't introduce myself here yet.

I'm XNinjaRed.
I'm a game designer in training, and part-time sadistic torturer/murder of people who are stupid enough not to look behind or above them.

Why hello there stranger.
...hmm, nevermind.

Hey X.

May I join you on your quest to rid the world of Non-Ninjas?

Depends, do you have experience with torture?
How about I quiz you;
Where will you start, the hands or the toes?
How do you hurt the head?
How would you use a Moose?

1. You start with the neck, obviously.
2. You hurt the head with a blunt force to the skull, hopefully traumatizing your enemy on the first blow.
3. You would slaughter the moose, take one of its horns, and use it to impale the enemy.

Also, being Ash The Hedgehog, I am an assassin, and I have an enchanted ninja star and twin Katanas with special abilities, such as electric shocks, the ability to switch from steel slicing to blunt edge (for practice), and much more.

Ooooh...
I see lots of potential, but you just don't seem to be the right type.
You see, if you start with the neck, you just simply make the victim choke, and thus he'll get dizzy. In the moment he's dizzy, some of the stuff you do to him next won't be as painful as they would.

You seem to be more about killing people, which is fine, but we got an image of slow torture too.

Better luck next time, kid.

XNinjaRed wrote:Ooooh...
I see lots of potential, but you just don't seem to be the right type.
You see, if you start with the neck, you just simply make the victim choke, and thus he'll get dizzy. In the moment he's dizzy, some of the stuff you do to him next won't be as painful as they would.

You seem to be more about killing people, which is fine, but we got an image of slow torture too.

Better luck next time, kid.

Ohhh, you've got it coming. Did I mention I have a small planet full of allies?

We work in Quality, not Quantity.

XNinjaRed wrote:We work in Quality, not Quantity.

And we work alone. Good day, rival ninja.

I wonder if we eat egg rolls too. Hey, Ninja.