The Random Hotel

Because Someone had to make it.
Do anything here. Drop explosives. Have random adventures. Start a Foodfight. Just remember to wipe your feet before you come in.

I wipe my feet and step into the dark building, where I see a strange man with no name sitting at a furnished wooden desk. I shiver, as the air is cold, and wait for him to speak.
"Welcome," he says, looking up with a smile, "to the Random Hotel."

I break the doors open and dash into the eating area.

"EGGROLLS PLEASE!"

*Walking through The Sonic Society, I look over and see a giant building. This wouldn't the first time, as I've seen plenty of buildings before, but this seems to be one of the biggest. As my eyes travel down the building, I notice the doors have collapsed. Normally, one would think this is a sign of an abandoned building, but, considering how new The Sonic Society is, I knew that made little sense. I walk over and look towards the doors, seeing a couple people surrounding a desk. Desperate to ensure safety to this world, I enter the building and prepare to investigate.*
Uh...what on Mobius is this place?

I was gonna make this, but I thought it would be a clone of that spaceship thing. Which it is!

*enters building*
Me: "Look, I need a room here ASAP.
A friend called Pianta would probably need one too.
If you don't mind I'd like a room with a nice vi-"
*door behind him explodes*
Lan: *enters building*
Lan: "Uh...what on Mobius is this place?"
Me: "..."
Me: *turns back to the desk* "Does this happen often...?"

I looked around the now crowded room. "Well, I do need a job...excuse me, sir, may I apply for a job here?"
He looks up from his paper, and tries to think of an answer. "Sure," he says. "You will take guests to their rooms, and bring them whatever they desire."
I nod in agreement, and start assigning people to their rooms. "What floor?" I ask each person. "What side? Finally, which room?"

Well, I suppose I'll take a room.

Uh...hey X. I didn't do it. >_>
Uh, Ash, I'll take the second floor, North side, room 10. Yup, sounds good.

Well, I suppose I'll be here more often, seeming as I've been banned from TSC for no reason at all.

SchnickelMatt wrote:Well, I suppose I'll be here more often, seeming as I've been banned from TSC for no reason at all.

Why are you banned?!

And also, this is a copy of The Spaceship Absolution! D'aaaaw. I was hoping that The Spaceship Absolution would be an adequate Random Hotel Spaceship Version.

Lan: Room 210 N is now yours. Here is your key; please call us if you need anything.
Schnickel: Which room? I also talked to Zezima; you're unbanned on TSC. He jumped to conclusions and IP banned the LSB account.

Ahem.

- Also, I'd like Room 84!

That was all just an experiment on my part. I wanted to see how heartless Zezzy was and if he would jump to conclusions and ban someone who he thought was a troll, even though he didn't bother to check. It was risky, but it turns out I was right.

Ash The Hedgehog wrote:Lan: Room 210 N is now yours. Here is your key; please call us if you need anything.
Schnickel: Which room? I also talked to Zezima; you're unbanned on TSC. He jumped to conclusions and IP banned the LSB account.

Ahem.

- Also, I'd like Room 84!

Instead of editing my posts, please quote and edit from there (the highlighting) and then at the bottom, perhaps post your own message about the room you would like.

Also, room 084 is now yours!

Yeah... well anyway...
I need a room with a nice view, specifically a nice view over that house at the other side. I have... uhhh... "business" to do with the owner of that house.

As in watching her shower?

No, as in killing her with a knife WHILE she showe-... ER I MEAN, YEAH to watch her shower! <_< >_> <_<

Ash The Hedgehog wrote:

Ash The Hedgehog wrote:Lan: Room 210 N is now yours. Here is your key; please call us if you need anything.
Schnickel: Which room? I also talked to Zezima; you're unbanned on TSC. He jumped to conclusions and IP banned the LSB account.

Ahem.

- Also, I'd like Room 84!

Instead of editing my posts, please quote and edit from there (the highlighting) and then at the bottom, perhaps post your own message about the room you would like.

Also, room 084 is now yours!

I did quote it. It's odd how it didn't work....

Well...this place is quite dramatic...but whatever. *takes key*
*walks for about 5 minutes*
Where the scrap are the stairs?

HAPPY BARTHDAE TO MEEEEE.

HAPPI BIRDTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

Hmm... it sure is boring around here.

Mah lady, this is what ALL warriors strive for!

Great, I'll grab my stuff!

Hey! That's my stuff! *huff*